BLOOD BATH & BEYOND 

Satisfy irate shoppers. Avoid homicidal Customer Service Golems. Unravel a capitalist conspiracy to destroy everything you love. You know, cashier stuff. Hey, at least you get a full 30 minutes for lunch.*

*Management reserves the right to shorten all lunch breaks by up to 30 minutes.

Why should I play this game?

  • It's a hilarious 45,000-word fantasy adventure about greed, betrayal, and minimum wage employment!
  • Has more than 10 endings with achievement tracking across sessions!
  • Features brand-new music from the inimitable Alex Grover!
  • It's free!

Note: playtime can be anywhere from 45 minutes to two hours, depending on how  quickly you read and how many endings you try to get.

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